After-Action Report: The Strategic Efficacy of Non-Dairy Projectiles in Asymmetric Warfare

FROM THE DESK OF GENERAL KESTREL, SUPREME ALLIED COMMANDER, ANTIFA

OPERATIVES,

I am issuing this communique to all sector commanders following the successful execution of Operation Lactose Liberation. The field test of our next-generation, non-dairy kinetic projectile against high-value target (HVT) Ben Shapiro at the University of Austin engagement zone was a textbook success. Let the record show that the Soros-funded black-ops budget has been put to excellent use.

For months, our R&D division, operating out of a secure, undisclosed vegan coffee cooperative in Portland, has been perfecting the OBSM-2, or "Oat-Based Sub-Munition, Mark II." Unlike the primitive dairy-based systems of the last decade, the OBSM-2 boasts superior viscosity, an optimized splash radius, and a 100% plant-based composition for plausible deniability with local HAZMAT units. Its tactical advantage is threefold: it provides a non-lethal but visually spectacular area-denial effect, it imposes significant logistical burdens on the target's wardrobe supply chain, and its non-allergenic properties ensure zero collateral blowback on our own deployed assets who may have dietary sensitivities.

The deployment was flawless. At 19:40 Zulu, as the HVT began a high-speed monologue—a known tactical vulnerability—our forward operator, call sign 'Barista,' delivered the payload on target from an elevated position. The OBSM-2 performed nominally, achieving full target saturation and initiating an immediate cessation of enemy propaganda broadcast. The resulting chaos amongst the target's support elements confirmed the sub-munition's high-yield psychological impact. The after-action report notes a 400% increase in what we are classifying as 'collateral enthusiasm' from friendly forces in the theater of operations.

High Command is officially authorizing the OBSM-2 for widespread deployment. Division leaders are instructed to drill their cells in the proper handling, agitation, and deployment of these systems. Requisition forms for oat milk, organic agave sweetener, and ethically sourced vanilla extract can be submitted through standard encrypted channels. We have proven that a precisely delivered, room-temperature beverage can be a more effective strategic asset than a thousand angry online comments. We are a disciplined, professional fighting force, and we will utilize every tool in our arsenal to dismantle the enemy's command and control structures.

Stay vigilant. Practice your aim. The vegan bake sale is next Tuesday; consider it a live-fire exercise.

General Kestrel, Over and Out.