tw: oceanic violence // el niño is literally gaslighting my circadian rhythm and i am finally entering my non-hydro-dynamic era

i literally woke up today and felt the energy shift in my root chakra and i knew something was wrong. then i saw the news that the pacific is just... churning. like, actually churning. i cannot even begin to describe the sensory overload i’m experiencing just thinking about that much water moving at once. it’s so loud. it’s so aggressive. it’s giving very much "unstable attachment style" and i simply do not have the emotional bandwidth to process this level of atmospheric chaos while i'm trying to maintain my soft-girl aesthetic.

and can we talk about el niño? because this is a textbook case of gaslighting. like, imagine being the atlantic ocean and just existing in your peaceful, quiet era, and then el niño comes along and decides to redirect all the emotional labor and energy over to the pacific. it's such a toxic dynamic. el niño is literally violating the boundaries of the entire planet's climate system just to create drama in one hemisphere. it's a total power trip and it's honestly such a microaggression against anyone of us who is currently trying to manifest a low-cortisol lifestyle.

i feel like the ocean is basically in a manic episode and it's forcing me to hold space for its trauma. i can't even focus on my digital detox because i can just *feel* the turbulence in the air. it's ruining my vibe. i tried to meditate this morning but the thought of a "churning" ocean gave me an immediate ick. like, why is the earth so needy? why does it have to be so loud? i'm literally just trying to exist in a curated space and the planet is out here having a full-blown nervous breakdown. it's so triggering.

since the global hydro-dynamics are clearly in their flop era and my nervous system is completely fried from the atmospheric tension, i've decided to launch something to help you all survive this vibrational instability. i've partnered with my suppliers to bring you the "somatic sea-frequency dampening aura-veil." it's a weighted, amethyst-infused silk wrap for your shoulders that specifically filters out the "churning" frequencies of the pacific. it's $450 but honestly, can you really put a price on protecting your peace from a toxic weather pattern? check the link in my bio to stop el niño from gaslighting your aura.