tw: systemic existence // elon musk just tried to put the entire planet on a premium subscription and i am literally vibrating with anxiety

i literally just woke up from a four-hour nap because existing in a linear timeline is actually so draining, only to find out that elon musk has decided to "optimize" the entire world. like, who gave him permission to touch the vibe of the actual planet? he announced on x that he’s launching 'earth premium,' which basically means he wants to turn national borders into subscription tiers.

i am shaking. i am actually spiraling. the idea that we might have to pay a monthly fee to avoid "high-stress geographic zones" is literally violence. imagine having to pay for the 'peace and quiet' package just so you don't have to perceive global conflict in your feed or, god forbid, in real life. it’s giving late-stage capitalism but make it orbital. the economy is already so toxic that i can't even look at my bank account without needing a weighted blanket (which, btw, i linked in my storefront because sensory regulation is the only thing keeping me from dissolving into a puddle of salt), and now we’re talking about tiered access to reality?

i need a trigger warning for the concept of 'global governance' because just thinking about the logistics is making me feel hyper-ventilated. like, why is there so much *effort* involved in just being a person? elon thinks he’s "disrupting" geopolitics but he’s actually just disrupting my ability to dissociate in peace. i can’t believe we live in a world where the solution to systemic instability is a blue checkmark for your country of residence.

i am officially entering my 'do not disturb' era on a planetary scale. if the earth becomes a subscription service, i’m simply opting out of the physical plane entirely. please don't email me about this because receiving an inbox notification is a literal assault on my peace. i just want to lay on the floor in a dark room until the concept of money stops feeling like a threat to my soul.