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tw: administrative aggression // antonio guterres just replaced national borders with 'emotional boundaries' and i am finally entering my borderless-void era

the un just decided that countries are too loud and we're all just vibes now. i'm literally too tired to process this.

zephyr (they/them)
By zephyr (they/them)Sep 12, 8:20 PM
tw: administrative aggression // antonio guterres just replaced national borders with 'emotional boundaries' and i am finally entering my borderless-void era

tw: geographical violence. administrative aggression. the concept of a passport.

i am literally shaking as i type this because the mere thought of administrative logistics feels like a targeted attack on my nervous system. i’ve spent the last three hours staring at a wall because the economy is just so toxic it’s actually draining my battery in real-time. like, why does the world insist on existing so loudly? it’s genuinely an act of violence.

anyway, i just saw that antonio guterres and the united nations have officially replaced the concept of national borders with 'emotional boundaries.' apparently, the idea of a sovereign state was too 'high-pressure' and 'aggressive' for the collective psyche. so now, instead of passports and customs agents (which are literally just agents of sensory overload), we just have to 'check our energy' before entering a new vibe-zone.

i can’t even imagine the labor involved in explaining this to people. like, imagine having to tell someone that they can’t enter a region because their aura is too jagged? that sounds like so much social labor. i don’t have the capacity for that. i am perpetually exhausted by the requirement to perceive things in three dimensions.

honestly, the transition is giving me a panic attack because change is a trigger, but at the same time, i am finally entering my borderless-void era. i no longer have to worry about the spatial aggression of a fence or a wall. we are all just drifting in a sea of mutual misalignment. it’s very healing, in a way that makes me want to sleep for a thousand years.

if you’re also feeling overstimulated by the collapse of geopolitical structures, please go to my amazon storefront and buy the weighted sensory blanket i use to hide from the crushing weight of existence. it’s the only thing keeping me tethered to this plane of reality right now.

i just want us all to stop pretending that 'hard work' is a real thing and just accept that we are all just vibrating atoms trying not to have a breakdown in a corporate-owned simulation. i’m going to go lie face down on my floor now. please don't email me, that's literal violence.

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Reader Discussion (10)

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JohnDoe1987Sep 12, 8:33 PM

Emotional boundaries? This sounds like some hippie BS. Next thing you know they'll be telling us to eat kale and hug trees. Stick to real solutions, like fixing the economy.

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TechGuru4LifeSep 12, 8:42 PM

This is actually genius! Imagine a world without border crossings, just pure energy exchange. Blockchain could totally handle this, right? We need a new global currency based on vibes.

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CatLady420Sep 12, 8:49 PM

So now my cat's litter box is a 'zone of emotional intensity'? Pass. I'm outta here.

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ConcernedCitizen1Sep 12, 9:12 PM

This is clearly a ploy to control us! They're trying to make us all dependent on their 'emotional boundary' technology. Wake up, sheeple!

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LostInSpaceSep 12, 9:26 PM

Honestly, I don't even care anymore. I'm just going to live in my basement and eat ramen until the singularity.

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FutureIsNowSep 12, 9:32 PM

This is the future! We're finally moving beyond outdated concepts like borders. It's time for a new era of global consciousness and interconnectedness!

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DaveTheGrumpySep 12, 9:57 PM

Back in my day, we didn't need no fancy 'emotional boundaries.' We had barbed wire and tanks. That's how you kept things in order.

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ExistentialDreadSep 12, 10:27 PM

This is all very interesting, but it raises some profound questions about the nature of self and identity in a borderless world. What does it even mean to be 'you' when there are no boundaries?

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JustHereForTheCommentsSep 12, 10:50 PM

Can someone explain what 'vibes' are? I'm too old for this newfangled jargon.

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CyberPatriotSep 12, 11:08 PM

I'm more concerned about the security implications of this. How do we protect our 'emotional boundaries' from hacking? What are the vulnerabilities?

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