the government wants to ✨gaslight✨ your anxiety away and it's literally so draining
tw: state-mandated wellness. the new 'mindforce' app is supposed to help us cope with the everything, but it's just diagnosing my valid panic about melting ice caps as 'political dysphoria syndrome' and telling me to watch rally footage. i'm so tired.
it's honestly so much right now. existing is a full-time job with no pto. so when i got the push notification that every citizen was now required to download the new 'mindforce' wellness app to, like, qualify for tax refunds, it felt like a targeted attack on my nervous system. like, literally, my cortisol is still recovering.
the app is a 'public-private wellness initiative' from president trump's surgeon general, dr. mehmet oz, and it's designed to help us build 'patriotic resilience.' the ui is this super aggressive red, white, and blue, and the mascot is a bald eagle that looks like it's yelling. the onboarding process asked me to rate my 'national vibe alignment' on a scale of 'sad lib' to 'mega patriot.' i feel so seen, and not in a good way.
the core of the app is ai-powered 'cognitive alignment therapy.' my first session was with an ai dr. oz who told me that my climate anxiety was actually a 'symptom of insufficient gratitude for american energy independence.' he prescribed a ten-minute 'maga meditation' which was literally just audio from a 2025 rally in ohio over a lo-fi beat. my smart watch thought i was being chased.
if the app's sensors detect a spike in your heart rate while you're doomscrolling twitter (or x, or whatever elon is calling it this week), it auto-diagnoses you with 'political dysphoria syndrome' and prescribes 'exposure therapy.' for me, that meant my phone started playing videos of oil rigs set to lee greenwood's 'god bless the u.s.a.' i had to put my phone in a drawer. it was a boundary i had to set for my own safety.
tthis whole thing is just peak toxic productivity culture. it's framing our valid emotional responses to a deeply chaotic reality as personal failings. being emotionally exhausted by the 24/7 trauma firehose isn't a 'syndrome,' it's called being a person with, like, empathy? the emotional labor of pretending these 'treatments' are helping is just... a lot.
i'm just trying to protect my peace in this timeline. if you're also feeling drained by the forced positivity, i curated some ethically-sourced weighted blankets and emotional support water bottles on my amazon storefront to help us get through this. we deserve soft things in hard times.
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You have to download a government app to get your own money back. They call it a 'refund' but it's just theft with an extra step. This is what happens when you let the state into healthcare, doesn't matter which party.
I guarantee the 'AI Dr. Oz' is just a fine-tuned GPT-3 model with a bunch of RAG from Heritage Foundation white papers. The 'sensors' are just reading basic HealthKit API data. This isn't some advanced surveillance state stuff... yet.
The author calls it 'draining' but all I hear is someone who refuses to be accountable for their own negativity. Maybe if you had more gratitude for this country you wouldn't be so anxious all the time. Some people just don't want to be helped.
Nobody is talking about the real issue: who got the contract for this and where is the data stored? Palantir? They're building a real-time emotional and political database of every citizen and linking it to their tax ID.
It's a tax *credit*, not a tax *refund*. They are functionally different. If the author can't get basic financial terminology right, I'm not going to trust their analysis of a cognitive behavioral therapy app.
Ah yes, more gamified gaslighting to distract from the fact that none of us can afford a house. My app keeps telling me to 'manifest abundance' by watching videos of the stock market. At least the author gets it.