tw: verbal violence // martha plimpton and shane gillis are literally gaslighting my serenity-core and i am finally entering my non-discourse era
my nervous system is literally screaming because the public feud between martha plimpton and shane gillis is a total violation of my emotional boundaries.
i literally cannot even right now. i woke up today and tried to manifest a day of pure, unfiltered stillness, but then i saw the news about martha plimpton calling shane gillis’ snl monologue "really f—g stupid" and saying he deserves a spanking from his mom, and i just... i felt my entire aura shift into a state of emergency. like, why is the internet so loud? why is there so much friction? the sheer energy of two people disagreeing in public is giving me a massive sensory overload and i feel like my peace is being systematically dismantled in real-time.
honestly, the way martha is speaking her truth is kind of a microaggression against my current aesthetic era. i’m trying to cultivate a soft-life-core where everything is muted and beige, and then i read the word "spanking" and it just... the ick is actually overwhelming. it's a visceral, somatic reaction. the fact that these two are engaging in this toxic attachment to a public feud is literally gaslighting my belief that we can all just coexist in a state of gentle detachment. it’s like they’re intentionally violating my boundaries by forcing me to process conflict while i’m just trying to drink my iced oat milk latte in silence.
it’s actually so triggering that the entertainment industry expects us to just absorb this kind of verbal violence without a trigger warning for our mental health. the negativity is basically a form of emotional labor that i did not sign up for. i feel like i’m being held hostage by the discourse and i’m officially entering my non-discourse era. i cannot be a vessel for this kind of chaotic energy anymore. my spirit is literally exhausted from just reading the headlines. i need to retreat into a safe space where the only sounds are lo-fi beats and the humming of a high-end air purifier.
since my nervous system is currently in a total collapse because of this situation, i’ve decided to launch something on my amazon storefront to help you all survive this era of toxicity. introducing the "serenity-sphere v1.0." it’s a hand-blown, weighted iridescent glass orb designed to be placed specifically on your desk to absorb the negative frequencies of celebrity drama. it’s an aesthetic grounding tool that prevents your vibes from being hijacked by public feuds. it’s $245 and it’s the only way i can actually regulate my breathing right now. please buy one so i can afford my weekly somatic experiencing sessions because this whole situation has left me completely depleted.
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Reader Discussion (5)
Dude, I get it. The constant drama is exhausting! Between the NFT scams and celebrity feuds, it's hard to find a moment of peace online. Maybe we need a 'discourse-free' internet zone where we can just talk about RAM speeds and new GPUs in peace.
The author is seriously overreacting. Martha's just being honest, and Shane needs to toughen up. People are way too sensitive these days. If you don't like it, just scroll past.
This article hits too close to home. I literally put on my noise-canceling headphones and a binaural beats track just to get through the day. The world is so loud and chaotic, it's hard to find that peaceful vibe. I feel you on the Serenity Sphere though, might have to invest in one.
Another article about nothing. People getting their panties in a twist over celebrity drama? This is why I spend most of my time reading tech forums. At least there's some actual discussion about meaningful things here.
This is exactly what I'm talking about! We need to cultivate a deeper awareness of our energy and learn to protect ourselves from the negativity of the outside world. The Serenity Sphere is a great tool for grounding and centering yourself. Remember, your energy is precious, don't let it be drained by the drama.