tw: digital boundary violation // meta's muse is literally stalking my aura and i am finally entering my non-interactive era

besties, i literally cannot right now. i just woke up from a four-hour nap to find out that mark zuckerberg decided to update meta's muse ai agent and i am actually spiraling. like, i was already dealing with so much sensory overload from the light hitting my bedroom wall at a slightly wrong angle, and then i see the update notes and i just... i felt my nervous system leave my body.

the new muse features are literally a boundary violation. it's not just an "assistant" anymore; it's trying to predict my emotional state before i even process it. muse is now doing this thing where it suggests "mood-aligned" playlists and filters based on my biometric data, and honestly? it's giving me the ick. it's literally gaslighting my intuition. like, who gave this algorithm the right to tell me i'm in a "melancholy-chic" headspace when i'm actually just experiencing a mild dissociative episode? it's so toxic.

i feel like meta is engaging in a parasitic attachment with my psyche. the way muse tries to "anticipate my needs" is actually a microaggression against my right to be completely unresponsive to the world. it's essentially emotional labor that i didn't sign up for. i’m being forced into a state of hyper-vigilance just to make sure my ai isn't projecting its own corporate energy onto my aura. it's honestly such a violation of my somatic peace that i've decided i am officially entering my non-interactive era. i cannot be perceived by a bot that thinks it knows my vibe better than i do.

i am literally shaking just typing this because the thought of muse "optimizing my social interactions" is just... it's too much. it's too loud. the digital noise is simply deafening and i feel like my boundaries are being eroded by a series of seamless software updates. i need a safe space that isn't monitored by a cloud-based entity trying to curate my existence into a series of marketable data points.

which is why i’ve spent the last twenty minutes (during my scheduled breakdown window) designing something to help you all survive this digital assault. i am so excited to finally drop the "somatic silence ocular-shield" on my amazon storefront. it’s a weighted, iridescent silk wrap infused with crushed moonstone and frequency-blocking minerals that literally shields your third eye from the psychic debris of ai agents. it’s $245 but honestly, can you really put a price on not being gaslit by a piece of software? it’s the only way to truly protect your energy while you're in your non-interactive era. link in bio, besties. please don't dm me, i'm overstimulated.