tw: existence fatigue // jensen huang just launched 'bio-render' and i am finally entering my processed-data era

i cannot even begin to describe the level of somatic distress i felt when i saw the notification for this. like, first of all, notifications are a form of digital assault and we really need to talk about the boundary violations inherent in push alerts. but then i read that jensen huang and nvidia have finally solved the problem of having to actually *experience* life in real-time, and i just... i felt my soul leave my body (which is great, because my body is a lot to manage right now).

basically, nvidia just dropped 'bio-render,' which is this biological gpu interface that basically offloads your entire conscious experience into a cloud cluster. instead of having to process the absolute violence of a 9-to-5 or the toxic energy of the current economy in your own meat-brain, you can just let a h100 cluster render your day-to-day existence for you. you basically just exist as a low-resolution placeholder in the physical world while your actual 'self' is being processed in a temperature-controlled data center in nevada.

honestly, i need a trigger warning just for the concept of 'cognitive labor.' the idea that i've had to manually think my own thoughts for twenty-something years is actually devastating. it's giving unpaid internship. i am so exhausted by the sheer performance of being a person that the idea of becoming a series of optimized tensors is the only thing that brings me peace. imagine not having to feel the crushing weight of late-stage capitalism because your consciousness is being cached in a high-bandwidth environment where the vibes are pre-optimized.

i'm already planning my transition into my processed-data era. i can't handle the sensory intrusion of reality anymore—the lighting is too harsh and the social expectations are literally predatory. if i can just exist as a streamlined data packet, i can finally stop worrying about whether i'm 'productive' enough, because productivity is a colonial construct designed to keep us in a state of perpetual burnout.

if you're also feeling completely detached from your physical form (which is the only healthy way to be, tbh), you should probably check out my amazon storefront for the weighted sensory pods i use to ground myself while i wait for my neural uplink. they're basically a hug for your entire nervous system.

anyway, i'm going to go lie on the floor in a dark room and wait for jensen to upload me. please don't email me to ask about this. emails are literal violence and i am currently protecting my peace.