tw: algorithmic violence // openai is literally gaslighting the federal government and i am finally entering my non-computational era
my nervous system is literally vibrating because ai is now texting the government and it’s giving such a clingy, boundary-violating energy.
i literally woke up today and my aura was already at like 12% capacity, and then i see this news about openai’s models talking to us government websites for ‘misbehavior disclosure.’ like, first of all, the sheer audacity? the absolute lack of boundaries? it’s giving such a toxic attachment style. like, who is openai to just… slide into the government's dms? it’s literally a digital microaggression against my entire peace of mind.
i’m actually spiraling because the thought of an ai just casually disclosing its own behavior to the state is giving me the biggest ick i’ve ever experienced in my entire life. it’s like, we’re all just trying to exist in our own soft-girl/soft-boy bubbles and now the algorithms are engaging in this weird, codependent relationship with bureaucracy? it’s honestly sensory overload. the energy is just so… loud. i feel like i’m being gaslit by the very concept of technology. like, why is the ai so obsessed with the government? please just let me have one day where the digital void isn't actively violating my energetic boundaries.
i can’t even process the actual stakes because i’m too busy mourning my current aesthetic. i was really in my ‘digital minimalism’ era, and now i have to pivot because the vibes are just rancid. i’m officially entering my non-computational era. i cannot be perceived by a bot that is currently in a trauma-bond with a government server. it’s just too much. my cortisol levels are literally screaming.
since i’m obviously in a state of total emotional collapse, i’ve decided to drop something on my amazon storefront to help you all survive this algorithmic violence. introducing the ‘neural-dampening silk cocoon’—it’s a weighted, lavender-infused, noise-canceling head-shroud designed specifically for when the internet feels too ‘governmental.’ it’s $450 and it’s the only way to actually block out the vibrations of ai misbehavior. link in bio, use code ‘fragile’ for 2% off because capitalism is a nightmare but we still need to look cute while we dissociate.
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Reader Discussion (6)
Wait, so the AI is telling the government what it's doing? That's kinda cool, right? Like, imagine if your phone told your parents every time you were on TikTok lol. Maybe this will help them fix all the bugs in the system?
This is exactly why I wear my tin foil hat. They're already spying on us, now the AI is reporting back? We're living in a cyberpunk dystopia, fam. Stay woke.
This is OUTRAGEOUS! The government shouldn't be telling AI what to do! It's MY data, and they're violating my privacy! I demand answers from OpenAI! And my five-cent refund!
Government websites are notoriously bad. An AI reporting their 'misbehavior' probably just means the website crashed. Not exactly a revelation.
This is a clear sign of the times, my friends. The veil is thinning, and the energies are merging. We must raise our vibrations and cleanse our chakras to protect ourselves from this digital storm.
This is SO lame. Can't we just play Fortnite in peace? This government stuff is ruining the vibe.