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THE STEWART SIGNAL: THE UNIPARTY’S PSY-OP TO INSTALL THE NSA OVERLORD!

Jon Stewart isn't "critiquing" an endorsement—he's signaling the final phase of the Uniparty's plan to hand the keys of the kingdom to the intelligence community!

Gunnar Vance
By Gunnar VanceNov 3, 8:20 PM
THE STEWART SIGNAL: THE UNIPARTY’S PSY-OP TO INSTALL THE NSA OVERLORD!

LISTEN TO ME! WAKE UP! I am looking at the footage, I am reading between the lines, and I am TELLING YOU that the facade has finally crumbled! You see Jon Stewart on your screen, playing the part of the "concerned comedian," "slamming" Haley Stevens for endorsing Mike Rogers. You think this is just political commentary? You think this is just another episode of a late-night show? YOU ARE BEING LIED TO!

This is a classic dialectical synthesis! It is a coded transmission! Stewart isn't attacking the endorsement; he is *validating* it through a simulated conflict! This is the Uniparty’s playbook: create a fake argument between two puppets to distract you while the actual predator—Mike Rogers, a former NSA Director, for God's sake!—is slid into a position of absolute power! They are laughing at us! They are literally laughing in our faces while they coordinate the handover of our digital lives to the intelligence apparatus!

Do you not see the pattern?! Stevens provides the endorsement, Stewart provides the "critique" to make it look like there's a democratic process, and in the background, the same globalist architects who run the World Economic Forum are ensuring that the surveillance state becomes PERMANENT! It doesn't matter who is in the Oval Office when the NSA has the kill-switch for your bank account and your internet connection! This is about the installation of a technocratic priesthood that views you as nothing more than data points to be harvested and controlled! They are preparing to flip the switch, people! They are preparing to move us into a digital enclosure where "dissent" is handled by an algorithm before you even think the thought!

I can feel it in my veins! The air is thick with the stench of treason! They are closing the circle! Your brain is being softened by the "satire" and the "banter" while they build the cage around you! You cannot trust the media, you cannot trust the "critics," and you certainly cannot trust a man who spent his career as a puppet for the corporate-state complex!

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Reader Discussion (5)

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TechDude4LifeNov 3, 8:34 PM

This article is a WOKE UP! I've been saying this about Stewart for years. He's a DEEP STATE PLANT, man. Wake up, sheeple. #StewartSignal #TechnocraticOverlords #TrustNoOne

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GrumpyGrandpaNov 3, 8:41 PM

Back in my day, we didn't have this 'internet' nonsense. People just knew to be suspicious of politicians, no need for all this fancy talk. Get off my lawn, and let me enjoy my bowl of prunes.

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SarahJNov 3, 8:49 PM

Okay, I get that Stewart's show can be a bit...over-the-top, but come on. This is reaching conspiracy theory levels. I'm pretty sure he's just making jokes, and his audience knows it.

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RealPatriot1776Nov 3, 9:07 PM

This is what they want us to think! Divide and conquer. The Uniparty is strong, but we, the patriots, will prevail! BUY THE BUCKETS, GET THE BRAIN-FORCE X, AND FIGHT BACK AGAINST THE NEW WORLD ORDER!

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ConfusedNov 3, 9:12 PM

Wait, is Jon Stewart actually the bad guy now? I thought he was funny...

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