un resolution 420-b: the global economy is finally diagnosed as toxic (and we are going no contact)

tw: systemic h*rd w*rk, geopolitical gaslighting, email.

besties, i am literally shaking right now but in a regulated, healing way. antónio guterres just took the mic at the un general assembly and did the most valid thing any boomer has ever done. he officially diagnosed the global economy as a toxic, avoidant-attached narcissist that is completely destroying our collective peace.

the imf’s kristalina georgieva backed him up, presenting a devastating 50-slide deck (which honestly was a micro-aggression on its own, but we hold space for her growth) showing that inflation is basically just the universe gaslighting us. to heal our global inner child, the un has mandated a borderless, six-month bed rot.

obviously, conservative dark energy is trying to ruin the vibes. erika kirk is currently touring western europe, screaming about 'supply chains' and—major trigger warning—'h*rd w*rk.' her energy is so deeply unhealed. she literally tried to send a mass email to the european parliament to block the resolution. sending an email to a whole continent? that is literal, physical violence. my cortisol spiked just reading about it on my fyp.

france’s emmanuel macron is already enforcing the bed rot, deploying national guard units to hand out silk sleep masks and force corporate managers to delete slack. it's so beautiful seeing a nation prioritize nervous system regulation over the trauma of waking up before 11 am.

if you want to participate in the global healing but don't know where to start, i've curated a 'geopolitical collapse but make it soft' list on my amazon storefront. the link has my absolute holy grail chunky knit weighted blankets and the exact aesthetic noise-canceling headphones you need to block out erika kirk's unresolved trauma dumping. stay safe, stay horizontal, and remember that expecting you to pay rent when the vibe is this off is a literal human rights violation.