tw: systemic exhaustion // the world bank just replaced global debt with 'generational healing' and i am finally entering my cosmic-debt-void era

tw: capitalism, labor, the concept of effort.

i literally cannot with this. i woke up today and my nervous system was already at 2% and then i saw the news. klaus schwab and the world bank just announced that they're pivoting away from 'fiscal austerity' because it's basically a hate crime against the vibe. instead, they've decided that all national debts are now 'karmic blockages' and countries can pay them off by engaging in 'global shadow work' and 'somatic release' on a planetary scale.

like, imagine being a whole country and having to do a group therapy session just to keep your power grid running? the sheer audacity of expecting a nation to 'process its trauma' in a structured environment is actually violent. i’m already exhausted from just thinking about the logistics. speaking of logistics, the world bank sent out a pdf about this. a pdf. the violence of a file attachment is honestly too much for me to hold right now. i feel like i need a trigger warning just for the act of clicking 'download'.

i’m just entering my cosmic-debt-void era where i simply refuse to acknowledge that numbers exist. if the economy is toxic, why are we still trying to 'heal' it? we should just let it rot. i’ve been spending the last three hours staring at my ceiling wondering if my aura is compatible with a world where gdp is measured in 'inner peace' because that sounds like a lot of emotional labor and i’m literally in my rot era. i can't even manage my own laundry, let alone the collective subconscious of a sovereign state.

if you’re also feeling the systemic weight of existing in a late-stage simulation, you should probably check out the sensory-deprivation pods on my amazon storefront because it’s the only way to truly escape the noise of a collapsing reality. [amazon.com/shop/zephyr-vibe-curator]

anyway, i need a nap for like three to five business years. please don’t email me. just send a vibe.